A Valentine for Singles : A Helpful Guide

Are you single like me, and feel left out of the Valentines Day holiday because you don't have a significant other? Do you have a single friend who's lonely & left out of the festivities? Than hopefully this guide will help you put together a Single's Valentine Care Package.

Now you may be asking yourself, "Wow, these are awesome, but I am busy/lazy/afraid I'm not creative/silly enough to make one myself.  How can I get one of yours??"  Well, you're in luck!  When I called out for sponsors for this video, while I got enough to fund the video itself, almost every single person waved their chance of winning one of the 3 packages, preferring they be given to someone else.  So I'm going to allow for late post-sponsors (or, if you like, sponsors for whatever project will come next) for those of you who may have been interested, but either didn't have time before OR wanted to see the finished product first.

SO!!  If you want one of these babies, just send a payment amount of YOUR CHOICE via PayPal to LizardbethArt@gmail.com by February 10th.  Send as much or as little as you feel comfortable with; more money doesn't mean increased chance.  I'll pick 3 winners at random and ship their packages out first thing Monday morning.  It's not much time, so if you wanna snag one of these 3 cool Valentine boxes filled with lots of ridiculous V-day goodies, you gotta act fast!

Bonus #1 : Cocktails for Singles

Blue Balls

  • 1 part Rasp. Vodka
  • 1 part Cocoanut Rum
  • 1 part Blue Curacao

Mix in shaker with Ice

Wet Dream

  • 1 part Tequilla
  • 1 part Baileys
  • 1 part Kahlua

Fuck You

  • 1 oz Tequila
  • 1 oz Jack Daniels
  • 1 oz Wild Turkey
  • 1 oz Goldsclager
  • 1 oz Rum
  • 1 oz Blueberry Schnaps

Masterbating Butterfly

  • 1 part Absolut Vodka
  • 1 part Midori Melon
  • 1 part Jaegermeister herbal liquer
  • 1 part Sprite
  • 1 part Sweet & Sour mix

Pour Midori, Absolut, & Sour mix into a glass on the rocks, Splash with the sprite. Use a spoon turned scoop side down to float the jaeger on top.

Bonus #2 : Painting for "Grumpy Cat" Box

I filmed myself painting the Grumpy Cat box.  This was originally an hour at normal speed, but it was condensed to fit perfectly with the Cee Lo Green track appropriately chosen to go over top.  Enjoy!

Massive update today!  Hope you guys dig it and support it, because I'd love to do more stuff like this in the future.  :)  Until then... I think I might go play some more Dungeon Keeper.

Mmmm.. Imp slapping.

-Lizzy B.